This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome co-host of the Hello & Goodbye podcast, Jared Rodrigues, Greg counts as multiple hosts, the guys discuss what's worse to masturbate with: woodchipper or woodchuck, Jared is enjoying the podcast polyamory, friend of the show, Natasha Adamo, has a new book out, and a listener writes in to ask for advice in dealing with a f*cker who is spreading lies about her. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane welcomes all the segments, Jared brings value to the show, the guys take down Mark Twain, and Kane brings the segment to a screeching halt. Thanks for coming to the live Zoom podcast, get your holiday shopping done at our RedBubble, Kane falls asleep in a box and gets fired for sexting on the job, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My boyfriend eats tuna by candlelight." Listen to Hello & Goodbye Follow Hello & Goodbye on Instagram at helloandgoodbyepodcast Follow Jared on Instagram at therealjaredrodrigues Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at [email protected] Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.