This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway feel good, Kane has no ass but is going to start working out to get himself out of the "mostly pants" club, Greg dubs Kane the male Nikki Glaser, a listener wants to know if she's a f*cker for wanting to break up with a good guy who has genital herpes, Pat is not the gigolo horse, Pat talks about a new dating app he read a story about, XOXO, Greg and Kane think Pat accidentally bought Bitcoin, Greg is suspicious of the concept of "mental age", the guys want to know all the pronouns, Kane wants to write for XOXO, and Greg makes a Bachelor related point about the silent date. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener starts the segment off strongly, Kane brings a quote from a book he recently read, Greg has a meme that relates particularly to him, Pat reads some listener submissions from our Discord, something happens that has never happened before, and is this the end of What Does This Meme? The show gets an update about the Apple Dump story, getting drunk is a dating strategy, in Reddit Remix, it's, "My roommate walked in on me eating my boyfriend's a*s", and nobody wants to sit on a couch where goo has been. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at [email protected] Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.