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Jimmy Johns and Clumpy Cotton

5 months ago

Melissa laughs about how Jimmy Johns sounds sexy and clumpy cotton pillows at hotels, and does her prayer get answered if it's mumbled and includes giggles? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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