Melissa laughs about how ridiculous that people cried going back into Disneyland, how she falls for anything like when Jiffy Lube tells her to buy more things, and her new rule of not speaking until she's eaten food or else she's a monster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about books when they change the original cover to the major motion picture cover, how she hates belts with holes, and how lately she's been glammed up for press events and her brain can't focus on being funny only on being a hot piece of meat. See omnystudio.com/listener...

Melissa laughs about her three hour nap, getting back into guitar lessons, how her memory sucks, and how she's done with the coffee place nearby. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about the way to sleep, how there should be holes in the car headrest for ponytails, and how Mickey will treat folks when Disneyland in CA reopens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about never using dishwashers, buying a huge hamster wheel like bookcase, why runners run on main streets, and her ultimate comeback on Insta. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs at the thought of buying lingerie, how back in high school she had a slobbery first kiss and how weird she was with her crushes. Oh and she sings some good ol' 10CC and Whitney Houston. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about her old parody song "Waiting Fart Tonight," how focus music on Spotify is too intense, and the tamale Penny found on her walk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about how amazed the folks are that move into Tiny Houses, paper smells, and licking a page in her science book in 4th grade. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about her shark she made in high school, how she wouldn't go on a hot air balloon with a funny person, and how she is the queen of parallel parking. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about her old Bilbo Baggins impression, her idea of one chair in movie theaters, and her recent obsession of making fairy doors. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.